izitcleo: (wet and hating the nexus)
I do not particularly want to be around here at the moment.
izitcleo: (I am going to kill you with this shoe)
So, in the past month or so, the following has occured.

* My father has died of lung cancer
* I was missing for two weeks with my son and brother
* My stepfather killed himself because my father is dead
* My husband threatened to kill me
* I left my husband

Let's see? What next? Shall I get brain cancer? Get hit by a car? Is my son going to rapid age to 50? Oh, I know, could I get replaced with a robot? Maybe turn into a donkey? Some creepy teen novel romance crap with my brother? Get infected with a chestburster? No?
izitcleo: (I am going to kill you with this shoe)
Jonathan,

I am not coming back there, at least not at the present time. Take from that whatever you like. Please don't come here.

Isobel
izitcleo: (sick in the sad)
*Jonathan will find that any books or things that he has left at Izzy's house have been packed neatly into a box and pinpointed to his house.

Along with a note.*

I need time to think, and I cannot be around you while I do that. I do love you, Jonathan, but at this point I do not believe you and I do not believe that you wouldn't hurt me.

I'll send you a letter next week, maybe. I don't know. Talk to Doctor Anders, and we'll see.
izitcleo: (wet and hating the nexus)
I don't really feel like thinking about this shit right now.
izitcleo: (I am hanging THIS THING UP OK)
Happy Valentine's Day.
izitcleo: (brightly happy)
Dearest family o'mine:

Any family member over the age of 25 who does not have their taxes filed by two weeks from now is getting stabbed in the throat with my good ballpoint pen.

If you think I am kidding, just test me.

Love,

Izzy

PS: This includes anyone in space or alternate universe. I AM NOT KIDDING, PEOPLE.
izitcleo: (watching you go)
This is just...ridiculous.
izitcleo: (I am hanging THIS THING UP OK)
I have a lot of scars I don't remember having. That is probably worth noting.
izitcleo: (funny face)
Let us recap this shitz-wa, shall we.

* My son is 18
* My daughter is in France
* Tommy is married and has a baby
* I apparently know some one not married to Donna that is named Jonathan.
* At some point I was dead.


Am I missing anything?
izitcleo: (:{)
...

...

...

Has my son always been 18? And when did Tommy get a baby?
izitcleo: (watching you go)
I keep thinking I should be working, but I don't have any jobs scheduled. I am having a very oddball day.

meme

Dec. 17th, 2006 09:37 pm
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I also have chicken.

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