izitcleo: (brightly happy)
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Dearest family o'mine:

Any family member over the age of 25 who does not have their taxes filed by two weeks from now is getting stabbed in the throat with my good ballpoint pen.

If you think I am kidding, just test me.

Love,

Izzy

PS: This includes anyone in space or alternate universe. I AM NOT KIDDING, PEOPLE.

Date: 2007-02-01 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onlystraw.livejournal.com
I don't file taxes, darling. I'm a criminal.

Date: 2007-02-01 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] izitcleo.livejournal.com
You don't have a regular job with a W2 or a Form C on the side. You don't -have- to file taxes.

But if you did, I would make you file them. Because I'm not bailing tax dodgers out again.

Date: 2007-02-01 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onlystraw.livejournal.com
I don't have any forms! I'm living in the middle of the woods in a reality where no one knows I'm here! Please don't stab me with a pen!

Date: 2007-02-01 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] izitcleo.livejournal.com
That is what I am saying, Jonathan. You do not have to file taxes.

Date: 2007-02-01 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onlystraw.livejournal.com
Does that mean you're coming over here? I have no paperwork!

Date: 2007-02-01 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] izitcleo.livejournal.com
I have paperwork! I have a schedule C and a homestead tax!

Date: 2007-02-01 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onlystraw.livejournal.com
No, come on over here. You have to file extremely important non-tax related non-paperwork, or I'll stab you with a pen.

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Date: 2007-02-01 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] couldvbeenmensa.livejournal.com
...Why are you reminding me about taxes?

Date: 2007-02-01 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] izitcleo.livejournal.com
Well, I don't know. Maybe space makes you stupid.

Date: 2007-02-01 06:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] izitcleo.livejournal.com
Excuse me, EXTRATERRESTRIAL PLANET.

Date: 2007-02-01 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] couldvbeenmensa.livejournal.com
I would but my pinpoint's downstairs.

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Date: 2007-02-01 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] couldvbeenmensa.livejournal.com
If you want to get technical about it, every one does.

Date: 2007-02-01 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onlystraw.livejournal.com
No. I have transcended the limitations of space and become a being of pure thought!

Date: 2007-02-01 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] couldvbeenmensa.livejournal.com
Good luck with that. I hear they hate it when you talk to us mortals.

Date: 2007-02-01 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onlystraw.livejournal.com
Isn't it spooky? I don't have to file taxes, though!

Date: 2007-02-01 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] couldvbeenmensa.livejournal.com
Actually, we use the word "annoying" for the acended types around here.

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Date: 2007-02-01 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alec-holland.livejournal.com
That punishment seems... exceedingly harsh for... such a thing as taxes... but then I've never needed... to deal with them myself... so what do I know.

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